Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Pay a call on Gomez, Morticia, Uncle Fester, Lurch, Cousin Itt
The Addams Family. They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Wanna Bowl, Big Boy
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Sunday, October 29, 2006
Poisoning Pidgeons In The Park
Why don't you come with me, NOW!
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgeon!
To poison a pigeon in the park.
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgeon!
To poison a pigeon in the park.
Soccerball To Basketball
1891
Dr James Naismith, a Canadian, invents basketball. To score, the players threw a soccer ball into a peach basket.
1894
Naismith asks A.G. Spalding to develop the first basketball.
Dr James Naismith, a Canadian, invents basketball. To score, the players threw a soccer ball into a peach basket.
1894
Naismith asks A.G. Spalding to develop the first basketball.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
A Fiend Running Loose In Northern Canada
Fade to the RCMP camp, then to Inspectior Fenwick's office. Dudley's index finger is conspicuously bandaged.
Inspector: And so, Do-Right, there's a fiend running loose in northern Canada.
Dudley: A fiend, Inspector?
Inspector: A fiend who goes about Canada tying defenseless women to railroad tracks!
Dudley (looking slightly guilty): Oh.
Inspector: I know it must be hard for you to believe, you with your eyes of blue and heart so true, but - what happened to your finger, Do-Right?
Dudley (quickly putting finger behind back): Never mind about my finger, sir! This is far more important than mere flesh-wounds! A rope-tying fiend is at large and should be brought in at once!
Inspector: And so, Do-Right, there's a fiend running loose in northern Canada.
Dudley: A fiend, Inspector?
Inspector: A fiend who goes about Canada tying defenseless women to railroad tracks!
Dudley (looking slightly guilty): Oh.
Inspector: I know it must be hard for you to believe, you with your eyes of blue and heart so true, but - what happened to your finger, Do-Right?
Dudley (quickly putting finger behind back): Never mind about my finger, sir! This is far more important than mere flesh-wounds! A rope-tying fiend is at large and should be brought in at once!
Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers
Bette Midler does Sophie Tucker. Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers. That's what sells them tickets at the door. That's what keeps them coming back for more.
Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?
Bellboy
Tell me, Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?
George Best
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds [women] and fast cars — the rest I just squandered.
Tell me, Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?
George Best
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds [women] and fast cars — the rest I just squandered.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
I See Dumb People
In animals without BRAINS, the nervous system does not generate or conduct thoughts and emotions.
Dumbology
Dumb (your source for dumb stuff)
Dumb Laws
Dumb Network
Dumbology
Dumb (your source for dumb stuff)
Dumb Laws
Dumb Network
I Go To Every Game
I'm obsessed with living on the beach. I love being outdoors, and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me. - Pamela Anderson, soccer mom
Big Lebowski Tribute
Welcome to Soccer NotSoccer!
AND our almost first post, a tribute to one of our favourite movies, The Big Lebowski.
Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the f*ck are you talking about?
Big Lebowski F*ck Count
Count 260 Minutes 117 FPM 2.2 Family Media Guide
Ranking F*ck Counts
Jarhead 335, Goodfellas 300, Reservoir Dogs 269, Full List
Big Lebowski For Dummies
They Peed On My Rug
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Shomer Shabbos
It Won't Matter To The Jesus
AND our almost first post, a tribute to one of our favourite movies, The Big Lebowski.
Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the f*ck are you talking about?
Big Lebowski F*ck Count
Count 260 Minutes 117 FPM 2.2 Family Media Guide
Ranking F*ck Counts
Jarhead 335, Goodfellas 300, Reservoir Dogs 269, Full List
Big Lebowski For Dummies
They Peed On My Rug
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Shomer Shabbos
It Won't Matter To The Jesus
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Learning TheSoccer
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama. It's the Animaniacs turn to give ya all a World Cup lesson. Don't forget to learn your geography before South Africa 2010.
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