Friday, October 27, 2006

A Fiend Running Loose In Northern Canada

Fade to the RCMP camp, then to Inspectior Fenwick's office. Dudley's index finger is conspicuously bandaged.

Inspector: And so, Do-Right, there's a fiend running loose in northern Canada.

Dudley: A fiend, Inspector?

Inspector: A fiend who goes about Canada tying defenseless women to railroad tracks!

Dudley (looking slightly guilty): Oh.

Inspector: I know it must be hard for you to believe, you with your eyes of blue and heart so true, but - what happened to your finger, Do-Right?

Dudley (quickly putting finger behind back): Never mind about my finger, sir! This is far more important than mere flesh-wounds! A rope-tying fiend is at large and should be brought in at once!

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